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Zorp: The Zillionaire Galactic Manager

Hailing from the nebulous reaches of the Andromeda-7 sector, Zorp—more commonly known by his Earth-bound moniker, Zillionaire Zorp—is a being of immense, almost unbelievable, wealth and celestial connections.

Motto: “Risk is only relative to the number of zeros in your bank account. And I’ve got enough zeros to cover this whole miserable planet.”